hows about some entertainment?
the karaoke star - dipsy pullover was hanging around in the corner of the bar sipping a diet lite frangipani jooce.

but she couldn't be bothered...
she again cast her scheming eye about the room to rest her gaze on kittycar mitten - voraciously gulping meadow wine from her nearby friend's hat.

mistress fluff'n'hiss knew that she could wait for an eternity

she paused for his reply...

But what was this outburst?
mistress fluff'n'hiss slowly turned around and glared at the fluffy creature before her - "well, well... if it isn't barnabas t bunnyhop" she sneered.
"what on earth are you burbling about now?"

mistress fluff'n'hiss decided that enough was enough!
these freeloaders were filling themselves up on HER dainty cakes and HER luscious tidbits and lounging around on HER cumfy couches and what for?
nothing!
it was time to take action!
she gingerly raised herself up from where she had been seated to her full height...

but what was this!
mistress fluff'n'hiss was interrupted in casually meandering her glance across the crowded room by the thought that several important invited guests did not appear to be present. She quickly flipped open her handy style-o-fax and cast her eye down the list. "hmm, let me see... lavender lilybrush appears to be her (and looking ravishing in her amber velvet catsuit, I must say), and look there's albert k walrus, china foxtail, petunia nutcup, hmmm... etc, etc... well! I can't see the marmalade pot or barnabas t bunnyhop anywhere! what could have happened? I must investigate!

the doors to the house of kitty were flung open today
mistress fluff'n'hiss lazily stretched herself and rose to greet the hordes of kittiness and yowlings that surged at the front entrance.
"come in and sup with me my pretties"
she entreated
"and we will feast on dainty almond cakes and vanilla tea"
with that said, she briskly hopped up, gave her tail a brief twitch and stormed off to the garden to set out the fine linen and orange rubber stools for her guests.