house of kitty

2002-04-20T08:29:00.000-07:00

Now who do we see before us - a razor-thin vixen, a sassy mouthed strumpet, a well oiled trollop. A sickly red smaer of a mouth with the lips slightly parted. Dipsy smiles. Tonight has been an astounding success... She MUST thank her everloving audience! She readies herself hands on the microphone stand, hips thrust forward at the ready. And comes a bubbling a burbling a ginormous thundering

2002-04-06T03:19:00.000-08:00

So dipsy took a breath, dreamily surveyed the whimpering crowd before her and lauched into another one; furiously entitled " I only do it because I'm not paid to" - which merrily then segued into "It's not difficult to be unoriginal". The screams were increasing bar by bar and wobbly quaver by semi-quaver. Dipsy took this as a wondrous compliment and heartily took a large gulp from her flask of

2002-04-05T05:05:00.000-08:00

When the screams drowned her out she motioned with irritation at the sound guy to turn her up. He motioned back, succinctly, and did nothing. If you can't beat them, join them, so dipsy screamed as well. This went on for a while. There was too much pain going on for anyone to actually go and get dipsy off the stage.

2002-03-01T04:49:00.000-08:00

dipsy hauled herself and her long skeletal fugure painfully up to the microphone and roughly broke into a rendition of "only scream when i make your ears bleed"...

2002-02-06T02:09:00.000-08:00

the crowd looked momentarily around at her then quickly sidled off into the back corners

2001-12-19T01:58:00.000-08:00

dipsy slowly approached the microphone - taking great care not to trip over the many piles of wooden shoes that lay scattered across the front of the stage. she gave a harumph and a huff and then, making one more queer noise in her throat - she began. "everyone - please draw a little closer to the stage. I'm a little out of sorts today and i'd like to seeing a smiling face or two" she drawled in

2001-12-11T00:31:00.000-08:00

mistress fluff'n'hiss hastily and meaningfully caught the eye of dipsy and motioned towards the stage with a crooked boney finger. sighing sweetly and noisily dipsy hummed and harred her way trudgingly towards the stage, dragging with her the remains of the bottle of frangipani jooce.

2001-12-03T19:15:00.000-08:00

dipsy pullover was a tall rakishly thin badly bleached blond with a voice that would send tremors of pain down your spine. This earsplitting cacophony was veiled in velvet tones, bellowing tremendously out of tune. so out of tune in fact, that it from another melody entirely on it's own. dipsy only partook in fuid refreshment - viewing that any solid foods would block the reverberations of her

2001-11-26T01:26:00.000-08:00

hows about some entertainment? the karaoke star - dipsy pullover was hanging around in the corner of the bar sipping a diet lite frangipani jooce.

2001-11-21T23:14:00.000-08:00

but she couldn't be bothered... she again cast her scheming eye about the room to rest her gaze on kittycar mitten - voraciously gulping meadow wine from her nearby friend's hat.

2001-11-20T17:23:00.000-08:00

mistress fluff'n'hiss knew that she could wait for an eternity

2001-11-20T05:31:00.000-08:00

she paused for his reply...

2001-11-19T17:39:00.000-08:00

But what was this outburst? mistress fluff'n'hiss slowly turned around and glared at the fluffy creature before her - "well, well... if it isn't barnabas t bunnyhop" she sneered. "what on earth are you burbling about now?"

2001-11-12T19:54:00.000-08:00

mistress fluff'n'hiss decided that enough was enough! these freeloaders were filling themselves up on HER dainty cakes and HER luscious tidbits and lounging around on HER cumfy couches and what for? nothing! it was time to take action! she gingerly raised herself up from where she had been seated to her full height...

2001-11-10T02:49:00.000-08:00

Hop. Hop. Sneer. Hop. Sneer some more. Any questions? Bollocks! That's not me at all. . n n ;(><) *sneer* Now *that* is me.

2001-11-07T02:41:00.000-08:00

and then at last a strange new presence filled the air. it was the marmalade pot - nervously peeping round the corner of the window sill. "come in at once whoever you are!" boomed barnabas t bunnyhop. everyone else looked away nervously tittering and tweeting. a pair of eyes, a small brown nose, a large set of ears and then finally a large furry tail whisked themselves over the window ledge and

2001-11-07T02:27:00.000-08:00

all at once, who casually slid inside the front door, but barnabas t bunnyhop esquire. he raised his front lip with a sneer and loudly announced his presence. "greetings my lovelys, i'm sure that each and everyone of you has been desperately awaiting my arrival" and with that he whirled off to peruse the delicacys awaiting.

2001-11-06T21:50:00.000-08:00

queen esmeralda, seated in her plush orange rubber stool could see, amidst the buzzing crowd, mistress fluff'n'hiss looking mightly perturbed. "what's wrong with her? the silly old badger. i bet she's just run out of crackers or forgotten to book the entertainment - again!" but alas, she was wrong - the situation was far more graver than that.

2001-11-06T21:38:00.000-08:00

but what was this! mistress fluff'n'hiss was interrupted in casually meandering her glance across the crowded room by the thought that several important invited guests did not appear to be present. She quickly flipped open her handy style-o-fax and cast her eye down the list. "hmm, let me see... lavender lilybrush appears to be her (and looking ravishing in her amber velvet catsuit, I must say),

2001-11-04T23:18:00.000-08:00

the doors to the house of kitty were flung open today mistress fluff'n'hiss lazily stretched herself and rose to greet the hordes of kittiness and yowlings that surged at the front entrance. "come in and sup with me my pretties" she entreated "and we will feast on dainty almond cakes and vanilla tea" with that said, she briskly hopped up, gave her tail a brief twitch and stormed off to the garden